Lets hop on the good foot and do the bad thing

I like to write, I like to drink and I like to party. I'm done with school and living at home, so a blog about Monday adventures, drinking milestones and sexual conquests (or failures) has endless possibilities.

I guess now that I'm going to be blogging, I'll also have to start twatting my tweeter. (Tweeting my twitter for those lacking a sense of humor.)

This may sound like it's in the same vein as good ol' Tucker Max but he has already perfected what he does and I don't feel that I can duplicate his success. I also don't feel the need copy somebody else and use them as a highway to fame. Lastly, I don't want to limit myself to one thing or another. I want to write about whatever I damn well choose and you're going to read it and you're going to like it.

If anything I'd probably rather be more like this guy —

His (implied) ability to manipulate the written word, his ability to perform cunnilingus (on the little man in the boat - S1E1) and his incredibly timed charm, who wouldn't want to be?

I can't wait to tell you all about the goings on of me. Hopefully this thing doesn't die in three weeks.